Smardale Hall, Kirkby Stephen

Smardale Hall is a 14th-century Grade II listed building just 3 miles from Kirkby Stephen in Cumbria. This historic farmhouse offers genuine medieval character with modern comforts. Kids call it the "castle house" - and they're not wrong! The massive sitting room with its roaring woodburner feels like stepping back 600 years, except with Wi-Fi and a dishwasher.

Set on a working farm with stunning countryside views in every direction. The property sits near the famous Settle-Carlisle Railway line - and yes, watching a steam train chug past while you're naked in the 8-seater hot tub is exactly as awesome as it sounds. Smardale Gill nature reserve is right on your doorstep with native red squirrels and deer. The Howgill Fells provide spectacular walking and cycling routes for adventurous types.

The accommodation sleeps 8 comfortably across three bedrooms: a king-size double with en-suite shower, a standard double and a family room with two singles plus adult bunk beds. There's a main bathroom with bath, plus a ground floor WC. The kitchen-dining area is fully equipped and the utility room houses a washer/dryer for muddy walking clothes.

Visit Kirkby Stephen (3 miles) for shops and pubs, take a steam train journey on the Settle-Carlisle Railway, or explore Pendragon Castle (6 miles, 15-minute drive). Ravenstonedale (4 miles, 10-minute drive) offers excellent pubs and tea rooms. Brough Castle (7 miles, 15-minute drive) provides fascinating historical exploration.

Smardale Hall is perfect for multi-generational family holidays or friend reunions. Play hide-and-seek with the grandkids, soak in that hot tub and experience life in a genuine medieval hall without sacrificing modern comforts.